Deidara x Reader

"D-Dei!"
"It's okay, ______. Just relax, un."
"But, I-it hurts."
"I know. Just bare with it. I will be over soon, yeah."
"Y-you said that five minutes ago."
"Y-yeah, sorry. Okay I'm gonna pull out now. Ready, un?"
"N-no!"
"One."
"Deidara I s-swear-"
"Two."
"If y-you say-"
"Three"
"AGHHHHH!!! FUCKING SHIT DEI!!"
"Alright, it's out, yeah." Deidara said as he held up the splinter that was previously stuck in between my nail and flesh. Then threw it into the bathroom trash. (To all you pervs out there.... HA! I GOT YO ASS!!)
"Better?" he asked.
"No, now it stings. ;-; " I said with a sad face.
"*sigh* You are real needy ya know, un?"
He went to medicine cabinet and took out some peroxide, two cotton balls, and a band aid. He poured some peroxide on a cotton ball and dabbed it on my finger. After it bubbled he dabbed the dry cotton ball on there and then put the band aid on my finger. He sealed it with a kiss. That last part made me blush.
"Honestly, a little splinter caused all this, un?" he said with disbelief.
"Well, why don't you let me shove a splinter under your finger nail and see how you like it?"
"N-no thanks, I'm good, yeah."
I stood up and went to walk out of the bathroom, when Deidara grabbed my arm. He spun me around, closing the door in the process and blocking my escape by putting each arm on either side of me.
"What? No 'Thanks'?" he asked.
"Fine. Thanks."
"Too, late. Now I want a reward, un!" he said childishly.
"What kind of reward?"
Deidara smirked and placed his lips just over mine.
"I thin this will suffice, yeah?" he whispered seductively.
Then kissed me full on the lips. I took no time kissing back. I have wanted this ever since I joined the Akatsuki. I tangled my hands in his lovely blonde hair as he wrapped his arms around my waist. It was a full make out session until there was a banging at the door followed by some profanity.
"OI!!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!! I GOTTA TAKE A PISS!!!!" yelled an unmistakable Hidan.
Reluctantly Dei pulled away and we broke apart to open the door.
"Thank fucking Jashin!! What the fuck were you guys doing in here, makin' out?"
That comment made both of us blush as Hidan pushed us out and slammed the door. Dei and I looked at each other and ran down the hallway to Dei's room. After we were in, Deidara shut the door and locked it.
"Now, where were we, un?" he whispered huskily.
I grabbed the back of his head and smashed our lips together. He back me up and pushed me down on the bed. His hands went under my shirt and started making little soothing circles. Deidara broke the kiss and looked me in the eyes.
"_-______, I l-love you, un." he said while panting for breath.
I smiled.
"I-I love you too, D-Dei."
With that said Deidara recaptured my lips, with a passionate kiss.